I have bad time management skills

Dan Nickname Beshers

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So if you are mad about when you get your write up response, this is why:

to the Tune of "Man Out of You", from Mulan.

Let's get into makeup
You'll be red... with scales
You'll get a bigger stat card
If you rep... your tails
You don't know web from wither yet
But you can put your faith in me
Newbies I'll teach you to NPC

Finish all your incants
Don't fight shield... and spear
If you make enough noise
Rogues will get... their rear
Don't forget that you can't call a dodge
If you're busy ripping free
Trust that I'll teach you to NPC

Tell me again how charging works
I forget if Flame Storm kills me
My boyfriend drove us three hours for this game?
So can I swing fifty berserk?
What's it mean to "drop the KB"?
Wait how much health do I take from Storm of Flame?

NPCs
Must be willing to crunch for hours
NPCs
And always ready to role play too
NPCs
And be all set to die time and again
Against the whole town we stand with but a few

We're so behind in schedule
'Cause that mod... ran long
This wave battle must be perfect
Nothing can... go wrong
Your second best just ain't good enough
So be all that you can't be
Playing will teach you to NPC

NPCs
Must be willing to crunch for hours
NPCs
And always ready to role play too
NPCs
And be all set to die time and again
Against the whole town we stand with but a few

I think that officially constitutes bad work ethic. Or, you know, the kind of writer's block that only effects what you're supposed to be doing.
 
...I love you, Dan.
 
I submit that all new and recurring NPCs are required to learn this, if for no other reason than encouraging more epic impromptu NPC Camp Disney Renditions. I will print copies and include it in New Player Training!

(For the record, yes, that was a joke. I will require others to do the printing for me!)
 
I wish this forum had a "like" button
 
Vry_Young_Pup said:
Jevedor said:
I wish this forum had a "like" button
I instinctively looked for one.

I too just searched for this...

- Nested quotes ftw
 
Thread necromancy is a crime in the Hollow, you know.
 
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