Ahem... Izza been a while since I 'ad a good sweep, tho' izza intuhwestin' where my foughts wander.
My wanguage, you see, izza made up of one hand of hands an' one hand more of sound syllables. I fink dat t'wee tens inna da common countin'. Meebee easier t'think o' six hands. Annaway, dere izza five meaning twees, iz said, an' each twee has six syllables on it. Oh yah, dere also one modifier. I get to dat waituh.
Wet's start wit' da good sounds. Deez syllables all go wit' somefin' good. Ko, ku, ka, kee, kie, kao. "Ku" awone izza good inna my wanguage. You see, da more "ku" you say together, da bettuh somefin' is. Izza also equivilant to "yes," anna "thank you," as I has found out fwom twanswations.
Uhh, wet's see... Next we canna go wit' its opposite, da bad stuff. Zo, zu, za, zee, zie, zao. Jus' wike "ku" izza good sound, "zao" izza bad sound. I say zao mostwee to disagwee wit' someone, just azza easy "no." I still do it awot he-ah, anna confuse annabodee who norra awound me befoh wit'out expwanation. 'Course, azza da same, izza wit' more zao togethuh dat da situation get worse. When some dodeeja say wots of zaos, izza sometimes come out missin' da wast part of da syllable, anna iz za-za-za-zao, but izza same fing.
Next, wet's go back to good fings. Jo, ju, ja, jee, jie, jao. Deez are more or wess t'ings we say in words dat have t'do wit' wife an' natuwal fings. "Jojan" are twees, an "kujadee" are fwiends who izza still awive. Izza also one of da t'ings which we canna use fur da passage of time. "Ju," izza sometimes used to quickwee tell someone iffa someone izza awive, though "judanjee" izza da pwopuh way to tell someone dat dere izza wife weft.
Uhh, wet's see... To, tu, ta, tee, tie, tao. "To" means dead. We norra have a word fur undead, 'cause we norra expewience dat befoh... to my knowedge, but-ahh, even elduhs has secwets. Now, da "to" twee have da most important werds. "Atta," which mean food, anna "utta," which mean dwink. Now, norra confuse wit' "attu," which is eat, or "uttu" which is... uhh... da act of dwinking dat dwink I wharra talkin' about. Uhh, now I gettin' hungwee...
So, befoh I wake up anna have somefin' t' eat, I share wit' you da wast twee of words. Do, du, da, dee, die, dao. You pwobabwee head me alweedy usin' deez in my speech, anna dat 'cause it used verra liberally tuh connect othuh words an' such. Anna, iffa you hear me says; "Donji!" sometime when you sneeze, izza 'cause dat wharra we say as congwatuwations onna successful bodily function.
Oh, yah, uhhh dere an "n" sound dat can be tacked ontuh syllables goin' inna for'ard sound, (cuzza all but jao, kao, dao, zao, anna tao can be weversed.) Kinda wike da name of Tuzien'doduajja. Tu, zie, n, do, du, ja weversed t' be aj, den ja. Yah, yah, izza ku, yah? I hope dis help. Now I gorra get up anna hope dere somefin' cwunchy weft of mah twavel wations.
- Warpfang
