I sure dat wif as intuhwestin' as taking hits may be, izza norra good fur da hide.
Dodeeja twibes all has diffewent customs. Da elduhs say I norra supposed to know much 'bout it 'til I weedy. Apawentwee, pwe-mawwage rituals inna my cwan izza secwetive, somefin' intimate between jus' doze two, but somefin' so special, it last da west of dere wives.
Howeveh, da twee-cwimbuhs izza norra so sacwed. Over da course of dere wife, usuawee a woman faw in wove wit' multiple men. Dis usuawee verry twoublesome, what wit' dere bein' a fairly even amount of men to women, anna I don't fink dey wharra da headache of multiple wife partnuhs... annaway... Dey does some sorta ceremony where da woman gathuh up all her woved ones, an' she hands them a gift each. Iffa da man accept her gift, it mean he weedy fur da commitment. Doze dat don't accept, weave or watch, but norra wonguh pahticipate. At dat point, dey begin a wahnd-based foot wace, where da woman gets five second ahead. Da men den go to seek an' find. Dey say dat da one who find her first is wed by da stwand of fate anna stwong bond between dem, showing dat dey izza destined to be togethuh furevuh.
As fur da cave dwelluhs, I'm norra sure. Wike I said, dey cwazy, I onwee see dem sometimes. I heard diff'nt t'ing fwom diff'nt elduhs about dem, though. One tell me dat izza da male which initiate da t'ing, which I was shocked t'hear at da time. Apawentwee, dere very pweety stones in some caves, anna da male offuh one to da female azza sign of undying wove. Den... dey get mawwied, evvrat'ing ku, yah? Anothuh tol' me dat cave dwelluhs don't make wife-time commitments, but onwee ones dat wast a season. Dey is committed one season atta time, but can norra be two season inna woah, so alwayz bweak in between fur othuh partnuhs.
I know, we izza norra elves, but meebee izza norra about da witual wheely, but jus' about da intimacy between each othuh, yah? Meebee, iffa feel good enough togethuh, you ask him iffa dere a special way you go about it. Dat question awone could be da making of da bond itself, yah?
Wit' so manna cultuhs t' t'ink about, meebee wet it go furra bit anna ask as a female to a male wit' backwound unbound anna meebee it come out best. Juzza thought, but I young yet still, I he-ah.
-Warpfang