Movies and NERO

jpariury

jpariury

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Sometimes, I don't know if these lines are examples of NERO imitating art, or art imitating NERO...

Name the event or movie that these quotes come from:

  • No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again! I feel like the maid; "I just cleaned up this place! Can't you keep it clean for ten minutes!"
  • What's she doing?
    Scouting.
    Think she'll remember to come back?
    Hunh, I dunno. Let's see.
  • Everytime they run, we take a shot
  • I thought you said this thing was big? Can I have it?
    You find out where it came from and I'll get you one for Christmas.
  • I have been hired to suppress the rebellion of yet another leader. Apparently, this is the only job for which I am suited. I am beset by the ironies of my life.
  • You choose to honor me with your coin. I choose to be honored by your coin. This is the way of things, hai?
  • What's my name? Right now my name is Pretty F***ing Confused; what's yours?
  • When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse.
  • WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!?!
    BECAUSE I HATE YOU!!!!!
  • Is everyone there dead?
    Well, dead-ish.
    Is everyone there dead?
    Yeah, in the sense that they all sort of, uh, fell down, and then got up, and started eating each other.
  • Sorry, I though I heard something.
    You did. Me hitting the ground.
  • Who can surrender to them?
    I'm not sure. Is there a form we're supposed to fill out or something?
    Hey, wait, I'm not from this town! I can't surrender it!
    Crap, we need to find a native! Anyone know someone who can actually surrender in good faith?
  • Wow, you're a really good knocker-outer. Can I learn from you?
    Well, I don't teach so good.
    Tha's okay, I don't learn so good.
  • What about honor amongst thieves?
    Oh, what a romantic notion. Do you honestly believe that I could've amass the wealth that I have if I worried about honor? Ooh, no, no, no, no, no, tisk, tisk, tisk. So, pretty boy, if you don't want Hugo over here to come rearrange your features for you, I suggest you just give it up.
  • What are you gonna do?
    What I do best. I'm gonna kill 'em. Anyone that was involved. Anybody who profited from it. Anybody who opens their eyes at me.
 
No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again! I feel like the maid; "I just cleaned up this place! Can't you keep it clean for ten minutes!"
The Incredibles

What's she doing?
Scouting.
Think she'll remember to come back?
Hunh, I dunno. Let's see.
This sounds like it could be about Kitty. . .

Everytime they run, we take a shot
The Incredibles

WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!?!
BECAUSE I HATE YOU!!!!!
This one's from NERO. . . I think. . .

Is everyone there dead?
Well, dead-ish.
Is everyone there dead?
Yeah, in the sense that they all sort of, uh, fell down, and then got up, and started eating each other.
Red Vs. Blue?

Who can surrender to them?
I'm not sure. Is there a form we're supposed to fill out or something?
Hey, wait, I'm not from this town! I can't surrender it!
Crap, we need to find a native! Anyone know someone who can actually surrender in good faith?
PCs to Goblins/Gnolls/Kobolds/ whatever is invading at the moment

Wow, you're a really good knocker-outer. Can I learn from you?
Well, I don't teach so good.
Tha's okay, I don't learn so good.
. . . This sounds familiar . . .
 
jpariury [* said:
What are you gonna do?
What I do best. I'm gonna kill 'em. Anyone that was involved. Anybody who profited from it. Anybody who opens their eyes at me.[/list]
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Man on fire, IIRC
 
jpariury said:
[*]What about honor amongst thieves?
Oh, what a romantic notion. Do you honestly believe that I could've amass the wealth that I have if I worried about honor? Ooh, no, no, no, no, no, tisk, tisk, tisk. So, pretty boy, if you don't want Hugo over here to come rearrange your features for you, I suggest you just give it up.
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Dungeons and Dragons the Movie.
 
Kobold: Wow, you're a really good knocker-outer. Can I learn from you?
Roger: Well, I don't teach so good.
Kobold: That's okay, I don't learn so good.

I beleive those were the ones involved, last time Matt played Roger the fox scavvy in Seattle. Can't remember which month though

the one about scouting and forgetting to come back is definatly NERO, but I forget whom..
 
Wasn't it Aeris' first time scouting? I think she was with Slice???
 
Sweet job, kids. These haven't been correctly identified:

  • I thought you said this thing was big? Can I have it?
    You find out where it came from and I'll get you one for Christmas.
  • I have been hired to suppress the rebellion of yet another leader. Apparently, this is the only job for which I am suited. I am beset by the ironies of my life.
  • You choose to honor me with your coin. I choose to be honored by your coin. This is the way of things, hai?
  • What's my name? Right now my name is Pretty F***ing Confused; what's yours?
  • When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse.
  • Sorry, I though I heard something.
    You did. Me hitting the ground.

And now, some new ones:
  • Before you ask someone to save the world, you'd better make sure they like it the way it is.
  • What am I suppose to do?
    I don't know.
    You don't know or you don't care?
    Pick one.
  • Man, this place is scary.
    You're scared? I have to walk back alone.
  • Get out of my way, I am NOT in a good mood!
    Hey, shut up, sit down, have some salsa.
    *grumble grumble* >pause< Good salsa. Damn you!
  • I have a feeling we are about to embark upon a most unprecedented expedition.
  • Why'd he do that?
    I think he said it made his butt look big.
  • Look, I'm a reasonable guy but I've just experienced some pretty unreasonable things.
  • I merely chewed in self-defense. I never swallowed.
 
"What am I suppose to do?
I don't know.
You don't know or you don't care?
Pick one."
X-men

"I merely chewed in self-defense. I never swallowed."
DragonHeart
 
Kittyfox said:
What's she doing?
Scouting.
Think she'll remember to come back?
Hunh, I dunno. Let's see.
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Tht one was definatey Aeris. Wasnt it?
 
jpariury said:
Sweet job, kids. These haven't been correctly identified:

  • I thought you said this thing was big? Can I have it?
    You find out where it came from and I'll get you one for Christmas.
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  • Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

    jpariury said:
    [*]What's my name? Right now my name is Pretty F***ing Confused; what's yours?
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    Saw

    jpariury said:
    [*]When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse.
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    Freddy Vs. Jason

    jpariury said:
    [*]Sorry, I though I heard something.
    You did. Me hitting the ground.
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I believe this is NERO...
 
You choose to honor me with your coin. I choose to be honored by your coin. This is the way of things, hai?

If this isn't Whisper, it should be.
 
Originally Posted by jpariury
Sorry, I though I heard something.
You did. Me hitting the ground.
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This IS the Dungeons and Dragons Movie.... as they were trying to rob the mages guild

Before you ask someone to save the world, you'd better make sure they like it the way it is.
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Vin Deisel in XXX

I have been hired to suppress the rebellion of yet another leader. Apparently, this is the only job for which I am suited. I am beset by the ironies of my life.
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Tom Cruise in Last of the Samurai

I have a feeling we are about to embark upon a most unprecedented expedition.
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I believe this is League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Look, I'm a reasonable guy but I've just experienced some pretty unreasonable things.
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Also not sure...but I want to Say Constantine
 
Get out of my way, I am NOT in a good mood!
Hey, shut up, sit down, have some salsa.
*grumble grumble* >pause< Good salsa. Damn you!

It's a bit misquoted, but that is Slice talking to Jakartain after she was love 9'd to Shitan in the corn field.

It was a hilarious moment, but I think you would have had to been there.
 
Why'd he do that?
I think he said it made his butt look big.


if i remember correctly that was Cat( character of JP's) at an oregon event taking off and breaking a mirror just becouse it made his butt look big.


Shane
 
Good calls. Only two left! Hint, both movies from the 80s.

  • I have a feeling we are about to embark upon a most unprecedented expedition.
  • Look, I'm a reasonable guy but I've just experienced some pretty unreasonable things.
 
jpariury said:
  • Look, I'm a reasonable guy but I've just experienced some pretty unreasonable things.
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Terminal Invasion?!?

:confused:
 
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