My farm was swallowed.

[Da Green Skinz]

"I don't know what happened but the ground started to shake and bandits sprang from the woods, started to sack me farm. As me and me family ran for our lives the ground shook again then started to fall inwards. I didn't see if the bandits made it, but there is now a hole in the ground where my farm was, is now spouting fire every once in a while."
-Farmer Bill

 

[squeegee]

Your report of a fissure has been added to the record for review. Please be alert for flame elementals in the area. Evacuation is recommended.

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Initiate
Desmond

 

[Da Green Skinz]

"Oh man, this be as bad as the pumpkin steal'n Werewolves them adventurers were tell'n me about. Now we got pumpkin steal'n flame elemental."
-Farmer Bill

 

[Zihr]

Farmer Bill ... your farm strikes again! Perhaps when we adventurers next gather we will be able to assist you once more. Also, what crops are you growing this year?

~Zihr

 

[squeegee]

Zihr,

What grows well in a giant hole full of fire? If you know you should pass on the information because I reckon that's what I'll have to grow this year.

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Farmer Bill