NERO Haiku

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Kittyfox

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I'm out of school for another whole month, and I need something to do. Guess what I came up with! NERO Haiku! Here are some samples.

Red Lady's dragon,
full of destruction and hate,
defeated by strength.

Red lady herself,
brings death by emptiness and
void, banished by hope.

My Island destroyed,
my family torn apart,
what is left for me?

Kitty is fox of
great sneaking prowess and not
getting caughtedness.

(okay, okay, with Kitty's I can cheat a little.)
Add some of your own, of if you'd like me to do one of your character, let me know. ^_^ (it's 5:35 am. . . wheeee!!!)

Becca
 
An oog haiku.

The Dwarves are awake
Oh, for one more hour of sleep
I engulf you one...
 
Goblin voices grate
on just awakening nerves
I got your shiney
 
I like to get drunk
believe me, it gets messy
when I start cutting

I split my skin wide
my subcutaneous fat
stained pink with blood

Alcoholics stare
their eyes wide with disbelief
uncomprehending

the bartender says
Hey, you! Don't do that in here!
but it is too late.

I am gushing now
they don't know it is fake blood
I begin to laugh

I spray the patrons
with my red gummi bear sauce
it looks so tasty

I can see it, but
they cannot find the humor
I have to go now.

-Gid
I.R.G.Y.F.
 
Kobolds see human
*gasp* ALL HAIL KING JOHNATHAN!!!
Human runs for life
 
Yay!!! So many haiku! *happy* ^_^

Best warriors of
Crocevia left in a
shining blue portal.
 
A really quick StarCraft haiku for everyone...

OMG zerg rush
gogogogogogogo!
keke gg noob ^__________________^
 
Destruction rifts in
Five bravest cower in fear
Truth revealed: "Gotcha!"
 
I think I posted one a while ago. Let's see what I can remember.

The Life of an NPC:

Take this, you PC,
Prepare to die fifty-slay!
Damn you and your dodge.


And who can forget this gem?

Na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na Batman!
 
Experimental Modified Principia Discordia Haiku

it was once said that
there was a water canon
and it was good, man

I was bored one day
and I poked it full of holes
then the pope showed up

(It is a holey water canon)

he said some prayers
and shook his hands over it
to make it better

(It is a holy holey water cannon)

he just kept going
blessing the hell out of it
until he was done

(It it a wholly holy holey water canon)

Later that same day
batman and robbin arrive
he shoots both of them.

(the end)

-Gid
I.R.G.Y.F.
 
incredible is
taran completely unmatched
in alchemy lore

do not cross taran
for you are no match for him
take heed in warnings

taran self-centered?
no that could not be for he
is invincible

a final haiku
for now that is dont forget
almighty taran
 
Machines are here now,
Gears and springs are killing us,
Kurguard builds yet more.

Paul stands in a field,
Stunned at his revelation,
"Wow, I have plot now."
 
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