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Quasimodo dies and the church elders are immediately in need of someone else to ring the bells at Notre Dame Cathedral. So they decide to run an ad. There are hundred of applicants and they start interviews right away.
They get to the 5th man and notice that he has no arms. They don't want to offend him, but don't want to hire him either. So, they tell him they would need to hear him ring the bells.
The elders begin climbing into the bellfrey and are followed by the applicant who passes them when they stop at the base. He climbs all the way to the top.
They
arrive there shortly after him and see him back to the edge of the bellfrey and take a fast run straight at the largest bell. He launches himself from 15 feet away and smashes his face right into the bell. A beautiful tone rings out. While the elders are oohing and ahing, he backs up and takes a run at the smallest bell, lauches himself from 15 feet away and smashes his face into the bell. Again, a beautiful tone rings out and the oohing and ahing begins anew.
He backs up and takes a third run at the bells, lauches himself from his customary 15 feet and glances off of a third bell and plummets over the side of the cathedral and lands on his back on the ground below, killing him instantly.
A large crowd begins to gather as the elders rush down to the street below.
They are confronted by one of the people who says, "do who this man is?".
The elders stop and confer and the Bishop says slowly "We never got his name, but.......
>...............wait for it.............................
his face sure does ring a bell".
They get to the 5th man and notice that he has no arms. They don't want to offend him, but don't want to hire him either. So, they tell him they would need to hear him ring the bells.
The elders begin climbing into the bellfrey and are followed by the applicant who passes them when they stop at the base. He climbs all the way to the top.
They
arrive there shortly after him and see him back to the edge of the bellfrey and take a fast run straight at the largest bell. He launches himself from 15 feet away and smashes his face right into the bell. A beautiful tone rings out. While the elders are oohing and ahing, he backs up and takes a run at the smallest bell, lauches himself from 15 feet away and smashes his face into the bell. Again, a beautiful tone rings out and the oohing and ahing begins anew.
He backs up and takes a third run at the bells, lauches himself from his customary 15 feet and glances off of a third bell and plummets over the side of the cathedral and lands on his back on the ground below, killing him instantly.
A large crowd begins to gather as the elders rush down to the street below.
They are confronted by one of the people who says, "do who this man is?".
The elders stop and confer and the Bishop says slowly "We never got his name, but.......
>...............wait for it.............................
his face sure does ring a bell".