Quit Smoking the Natural Way!

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I am a spammer. Please mock me.

Dear friend,

Are you worried that spam is destroying your health? Have you tried to quit spamming before and failed? Do you dream about living a life free from our ridiculous solicitations?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, I have got great news for you!
The moderators of this board have banned me!
In Just 7 minutes or Less
It's true. After being created during a moment of sheer stupidity in Asia, my unwanted crapmongering quickly made me the #1 object of ridicule on this board. Since then, I have exploded in a burst of NO! and Now I've been hit so hard with the ban stick that my children won't even be able to post here.

Today, I am the proven least-effective, least-popular spam advertiser in existance. This "ban stick" has already helped dozens of people in Washington, Oregon, California, and numerous other parts of the US quit having to read my drivel- and just as it did for dozens of others, it can help you stop being subjected to this, TOO.

People who successfully quit spamming with me call it a "Miracle Cure". Find out how you can create a Success Story yourself!

Click: http://www.neroseattle.com
To join:
Email: logistics@neroseattle.com
TEL : 206 427 7356
FAX : as if

:)
 
I have much faith that the mighty hammer of +10 banning shall be used to smite the evil spammers. With eldrich force I light a firewall. :laugh:
 
This Is A Test, This Is Only A Test.

Uhm, no.

Would have been victory if the post had been longer than his signature.
Beacause the sig is longer, however, the post is disqualified.

Dan is still undefeated champeen with his edit of the original post.

This has been a test of the emegency gidcast system.

Had this been an actual emergency, I wouldn't have been around to post this message.

-Gid
I.R.G.Y.F.
 
That is awesome. Dan that is very cool....haha
 
Dan, I hate you...
 
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