You guys! Thorgrim! You're not being very nice. Asher's right, you shouldn't be mean to people just because they have purple on their faces. Some of my best friends are purple. >:| Also that would be like if my good buddy Asher did something sometime and some people died, like maybe eleven or so of them, and then someone was all Dagmara! I saw you talking to that Asher guy like you're all friends and stuff and then my best buddy died and ALSO YOU'RE PURPLE HERE'S A BIG PUNCH IN THE FACE YOU DUMB PURPLE! Because I'm getting punched for something my big brother did and I didn't stop it hard enough. Or like if someone was maybe mad because someone or two or several went to the cops about a thing and got all their best friends yelled at by a scary duck, just a random example don't know why I thought of that, and then some mean person said Thorador! Your name sounds just like Thorgrim so here's A PUNCH. And then they punch Thorador and all the other Thors, and also everyone wearing the same color as the scary duck, and also a squirrel because it was outside when it happened, plus all the high orcs because they have the same face color as goblins and they can't tell the difference BECAUSE THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME! They have a word for that, Thorgrim, an ugly word. It's called, you're being a mean old butthead.
Also, the Empire could have been nice guys, maybe they just wanted a whole lot more friends and to enforce their friendship legally. They just want you to sit down in front of the scary ones just like that duck and all the other crazy people from Gaden. The Emperor sounds like he's way big and strong and the best at everything, I bet there's plenty of people who don't want to get killed by his guys by fighting a war against him. Anyway, that Pox guy didn't even do anything mean last time we saw him, and if you blackmailed Adrien I don't see why you expected him to like you after. Like, I would be pretty mad if someone was all, Purple Stuff! Commit yourself some nice treason or I'll tell everyone how fat you are! And also punch you. And I don't know what you mean about slime, it's stinky and makes you slip and fall when you're running through wet caves at night. Or during the day, it's all sort of the same down here.
--Dagmara Glueckspilz