Stupidity

[tieran]

I prefer to think of most of you as almonds.

 

[Marcena]

No. I am a cashew through and through.

 

[tieran]

That is very weird.

Dane Cook.

That's all I'm saying.

 

[Ezri]

Actually, my mom called me peanut as a kid. It's an odd term of endearment apparently.

 

[tieran]

You're not allowed to post here!

Get off my porch!

Damn kids...

 

[Marcena]

Actually, my mom called me peanut as a kid. It's an odd term of endearment apparently.

My aunt calls my cousin that.

My mom has called me "sweetpea" since I was little.

 

[Ezri]

You're not allowed to post here!

Get off my porch!

Damn kids...

I wonder what will happen to your title if I delete a few thousand posts....

Eh screw it, I don't have that kind of patience.

 

[tieran]

Yeah... I survive merely on the fact that other people are too lazy to deal with me.

Though I am sure you will get tons volunteers to act as moderators for a couple hours if the only thing they are allowed to do is delete my posts.

But think of all the laughs you'll miss.

 

[Marcena]

Well...he's got a point, there.

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE ALERT:

do it, i'll make you a cake

END SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE

 

[tieran]

Michelle,

Her cakes are poisoned.

 

[Marcena]

No, the batch just came out...a little funky! Don't listen to him!

 

[Ezri]

I am not a huge fan of cake. Don't get me wrong, when it's a birthday or something I'll have a piece, but it's not my dessert of choice.

If you can guess the type of food I like you might have a deal there.

 

[Marcena]

Hmmm...how about a sammich?

 

[tieran]

Lol.

 

[Ezri]

Sammiches are good... but not my favorite. Keep trying!

 

[Kayden]

BBQ Pork and Mac and Cheeze?!!

 

[jnelson]

Maybe some mom-made brownies?

 

[Marcena]

Or...salami. I like salami.

 

[Ezri]

Getting warmer, but still not it.

Though salami is my favorite cold cut.

 

[Marcena]

Do I get a consolation prize for guessing your favorite cold cut?