obcidian_bandit
Pioneer
Oh wow! Did you see that bug? That bug was HUGE! That was the biggest bug I ever seed!
Well, not the biggest-biggest, but it was pretty close. Regular bug I mean. Not giant bug. I've seen lots of giant ants, and spiders, and beetles and things. Big as a fox, sometimes bigger. But that one was just a regular kind of bug, and it was HUGEMUNOUS! And it smelled funny.
This whole place smells funny. Do you eat giant bugs here? I've never had a giant bug. Well, I mean a regular giant bug. I had a giant-giant bug one time. Cooked it in a big pot. That giant-giant bug tasted like a giant-giant crab.
Hey wait! I know that smell! I been near here before. Kinda. I think. I meeted a few people near here last time I was near here, but I'm not that near. Your city is too big. Maybe I'll find a different one. Anyone know a good one to go to? I need some more strings for da booms.
~Roger Reynaard
Well, not the biggest-biggest, but it was pretty close. Regular bug I mean. Not giant bug. I've seen lots of giant ants, and spiders, and beetles and things. Big as a fox, sometimes bigger. But that one was just a regular kind of bug, and it was HUGEMUNOUS! And it smelled funny.
This whole place smells funny. Do you eat giant bugs here? I've never had a giant bug. Well, I mean a regular giant bug. I had a giant-giant bug one time. Cooked it in a big pot. That giant-giant bug tasted like a giant-giant crab.
Hey wait! I know that smell! I been near here before. Kinda. I think. I meeted a few people near here last time I was near here, but I'm not that near. Your city is too big. Maybe I'll find a different one. Anyone know a good one to go to? I need some more strings for da booms.
~Roger Reynaard