Things you don't want to hear while on a Naval ship on the Atlantic:
"Attention on ship, attention on ship! Senior electrical engineer report to the engine room ASAP!"
When asking an engineer what he is working on... "Oh, just repairing the lowering hydrolics for the lifeboat system. It didn't kick on when we tested it." (gee, thanks...)
*three wailing blasts* "Fire team report to the galley, fire team report to the galley!"
"It takes this ship a long time to turn around, so if you fall overboard it'll be at least an hour before we can come back to get you." (gee, thanks...)
"In the event you get sprayed with jet fuel, stay away from the electrical systems."
"Attention on ship, attention on ship! Senior electrical engineer report to the engine room ASAP!"
When asking an engineer what he is working on... "Oh, just repairing the lowering hydrolics for the lifeboat system. It didn't kick on when we tested it." (gee, thanks...)
*three wailing blasts* "Fire team report to the galley, fire team report to the galley!"
"It takes this ship a long time to turn around, so if you fall overboard it'll be at least an hour before we can come back to get you." (gee, thanks...)
"In the event you get sprayed with jet fuel, stay away from the electrical systems."