Are you tired of shoddy merchandise,
Are you tired of prices being too high,
Are you tired of poor customer service,
Then Come to Hitch 42 for all your needs.
We have quality for every artisan of Hitch 42 has nothing but the highest aspirations,
We have deals on the finest wears in all of Wayside- perhaps even Terna,
We have the best hobbling management team money can buy for your emotional needs,
TO all adventurers know we will have our salesteam availble in Westhaven this market for your needs.
Hitch 42 lead Sales Consultant Josiah Jebediah Jimclipper
Oh and too Sir Siril we will make sure to have Serious Vorpals in stock
Are you tired of prices being too high,
Are you tired of poor customer service,
Then Come to Hitch 42 for all your needs.
We have quality for every artisan of Hitch 42 has nothing but the highest aspirations,
We have deals on the finest wears in all of Wayside- perhaps even Terna,
We have the best hobbling management team money can buy for your emotional needs,
TO all adventurers know we will have our salesteam availble in Westhaven this market for your needs.
Hitch 42 lead Sales Consultant Josiah Jebediah Jimclipper
Oh and too Sir Siril we will make sure to have Serious Vorpals in stock