Best lines you've ever uttered as your characters

Gunnar

Gunnar

Virtuous
Ok Guys, what is the best line you've ever said as a character? (PC or NPC)

My two are easy.

"Y'know Calico, I think I've heard just about enough of your *$(&@*^&!!!" *slay, eviscerate* - Zehnyu

"Oh, there's only one graveyard for people like us." - Orlantha

So, what are they guys? :)

-Ali
 
I think my favorite line I've ever had the chance to utter was..

"Theres a guy named Tab in whose buying everyone drinks and stuff in the tavern" - (Scavenger Character's first game, I was expecting to get in more trouble then I did....) :mrgreen:
 
"That am total crap"

Favorite line ever.
 
(At screaming volume)
"You are running from a frickin' one armed skeleton in a dress! You're embarrassing me, and you're embarrassing yourself... Break Command."

-Theon to Emilio
 
Lurin said:
I think my favorite line I've ever had the chance to utter was..

"Theres a guy named Tab in whose buying everyone drinks and stuff in the tavern" - (Scavenger Character's first game, I was expecting to get in more trouble then I did....) :mrgreen:
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Oh Dave,

Trouble is comming :)
 
a whole buncha new characters running a lowby "Murlock" mod:
  • Soft-hearted Elf: "Oh, aren't they cute! They're such cute little baby fishies! [First-aid First-aid First-aid] "
    To-the-Point Scavvie: "No, no, no. They're not BABY fish-monsters. They're baby fish-MONSTERS! [WHACK WHACK WHACK]"
 
Singing "Everything's Alright" From JC Superstar during the town fight...easily the longest and hardest battle I have ever been in.

(when told to stop singing) "I am sorry. Death marches make me giddy."
 
Gypsie staring at a professed necromancer inside a CoP, doing his best to look absolutely furious and sound totally menacing: "You have done it, my friend. You have pissed me off so greatly that I am forced to call down upon you the worst thing it is in my power to bring to bear upon you. HEY! TIEREN! GET OVER HERE AND TALK TO THIS GUY!!!"

Then, there's my old dead hobling busting his way through the back lines of a horde of undead to rejoin the whole rest of the town wearing nothing but flannel boxer shorts, boots, and sword belt: "Cover me while I fix my armor!"
 
My favorite is from my first ever PC event playing as Semaj, my fox scavenger.

I was talking to Amellia's MWE character at breakfast in the tavern.

MWE: "So, Semaj, you like eggs?"
Semaj: "Oh Yeah! I like eating all kinds of things!"

MWE's eyes go wide.

Semaj has to spend several minutes trying to convince her that he doesn't eat people.
 
After a young mystic wood elf asked Sir Eros (my MWE) for advice on "how to make love" I advised him that the fun was in finding out for himself, and then gave these words of wisdom:

"Just remember, son, love between two people is a wonderful thing. And between three people, it's fantastic."
 
"Hi, I'm Cumulo Nimbus, have you ever riden a lightning bolt?"

Oh and

*my wolf scavenger sitting back in the cabin with his feet propped by the fire eating jerky poking fun at a friendfor trying to figure out what the next step in a puzzle was before the end of the night*

"Liddia, I dont know bout ya but in mah experience... were about ta git rolled.. hard bah a bunch of undead and stuff... I'd say... less dan five minutes"

" Jehan how can you be so sure?"

*from outside*"Help!!! Undead!!!"

*smug smile* I have been doing this fur a while ya know" *howls and grabs sword and as he hops outside*

That was prophetic and superbly timed.
 
''Maybe it's just a pair of voyeurs in the bushes?" ~ Fydl
 
Blatantly reposted from the last HQ lowbie favorites thread:



Ren: In Valorian logic, two simple premises, A and B, are used to draw a conclusion, C. In First Form A, a Middle term precedes the predicate. For example: All mammals are warm blooded; "mammals" being the middle term. Term B consists of a subject followed by the same middle term: All cats are mammals. Therefore, the subject of B and the predicate of A can be combined through the middle term to conclude that all cats are warm blooded.
Spider Eye: ...I love it when you talk about blood like that.

Spider Eye: Your eyebrows are sharp... like blades.
 
"Halt, villain! Your days of exploiting helpless orphans are at an end!"
 
So I saw this room that had "Ladies" over the door and I thought "well allrighty!" and went in..... It was a privy. What kind of sick society throws women in the loo when they're done with them? -Theon

Oddot (Frog Scavvie): I need these rocks to teach my spawn how to count.
MWE Tavernkeeper: How many, um, spawn do you have?
Oddot: 50 or so...
Tavernkeeper: Goodness, how do you discipline so many children?
Oddot: With rocks.... they're very useful.

The true test of a Noble is to make the decision you know is right, knowing that good man and women may well die, but not flinching from the choice. -Broomis Bouchard to the Boulderbacks and Amar.

Well.... That was less effective than I'd hoped. -Hadley Moonstream after the PCs effortlessly destroyed 25 ghouls he'd just spent 5 minutes creating.

When you find a woman attractive, the best course is to gently flay the skin from her buttocks with a scourge. If you do not resurrect shortly afterwards you are then married. -Rackmaster General Les'Grahk
 
Forgot the other one.

Emilio-You know what the best part of ruling the world is?
Orlantha-Whats that love?
Emilio-No one can tell me I can't skip

Two love birds on their way to sac the town....
 
Maxondaerth said:
Gypsie staring at a professed necromancer inside a CoP, doing his best to look absolutely furious and sound totally menacing: "You have done it, my friend. You have pissed me off so greatly that I am forced to call down upon you the worst thing it is in my power to bring to bear upon you. HEY! TIEREN! GET OVER HERE AND TALK TO THIS GUY!!!"
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Ahhh... awesome... Jeff, this only serves to feed my ego :-)
 
Gotta keep that thing well fed, it's just on the cusp of breaking line-of-site! :D
 
Daedric: My people have been cursed for a very long time.
Me: Really? How long?
Daedric: Around 300 years
Me: oh. Well, I can see how that would seem like a long time to your people.
 
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