encampment 42? i got a better name

Lightning,
Goren is a stupid talky man. Let him talk, he's not worth it. He'll get what's coming to him soon enough, don't let him bait you.

Bartholemew,
You talk pretty big for a drawf who has to lure people into traps. If I come across you I'll cut your beard off and carry it as a trophy for what your goons did to Regan. For you slow, stupid dwarves that's a promise.

-Keallit
 
If you recall little Orc we did fight, you died, I walked away. It's not my fault you folk can't tell me from your own. I had that Romani's blue shield and ran right between 12 of you while the red dressed, blonde Elf yelled at yall to stop me. Your lack of unity amazes me. Sure, I was dropped by that ..kin, but it was because Bluewater surprised Meh. I suppose we're 1-1 now...seeing as I took you down months back. Can't wait for round 3.

- Bartholomew
 
I still see you talking... I am outside the keep. There's 100 ducal soldiers there... and you and your master...raise the gate, I'll come alone.

Goren
 
You only took me down, little dwarf, because you were hurting someone I hold in high regard. I couldn't stand idly by and let you kill my friend like that without trying to stop you even if it meant I fell with him. Much more honorable to die next to a friend than stand in the back and wait for the fight to be over. And if I recall correctly, I got back up and walk out of the cave. You didn't. I believe that means I came out ahead. I look forward to round 3. Don't cheat me out of a good fight, Bartholemew.

-Keallit
 
Goren,

Since I'm a super nice guy, I'm going to tell you about a secret entrance into Azure Keep. Sorry Enan I have to betray your trust. So from the main gate go 12 stones left and 3 up, you will find a stone. Get a good running start and bend your head down like a battering ram. Run full speed at the stone. You should pass right through the wall. It might take 50-60 tries though. The magical enchantment is fickle like that. What do you expect from Enan Bluewater, the cheap bastard. lol Best of luck Goren

Keeper
 
You’re all adorable, you truly are. I’m not going to partake in this petty bickering anymore. Know that what’s to come is on you younglings. I hope you check every corner, every shadow and every turn, because there will be no safe place to hide from my watch little ones. The Spine Dwarves have eyes everywhere, and the worst is yet to come.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got more important things to deal with.

Oh and one last thing, apparently you can’t tell Dwarves apart, when your group so cowardly built a Haven in our tunnels, I was attending other matters. So with you little Orc, I’m 1 for 1, or don’t you remember how easily you fell outside your precious Tavern? Ring a bell, it’s the night we sent Bluewater to the circle. Until next time.

-Commander Bartholomew Ironcrest
 
My apologies, you all look the same with those beards. Maybe with a little trim you'd be a bit more distinct. But you can't really cast stones either, it wasn't me you took down outside the tavern. Silly dwarf, you can't point fingers if you can't tell orcs apart.

-Keallit
 
Killet,

You have my commander's sincerest apologies for his mistake.

Ironcrest,

Rest today, next time your force takes the field, I will lead it for you. Your orders are to rectify your mistake.

A word of advice, target all the orcish adventurers so you don't miss...something bout casting a wide net.

Goren
 
Oi, now i see a trading of words in my dreams.
Now we both been havin some good fights,
both using dem tricks up da sleeves,
now lets all take a break till da spring breaks the ice on da river bank.
When we meet again Goren, I expect a hard fight.
And it will be a hard fight, we wont give up any inch you take easy.
So just expect a fight on your hands when we meet again.
I personally can wait till spring till we meet again
hahahahahahahahaha
 
As vuch as zhy vould like to describe zhis place as Encampment 42...perhaps zits veen given a proper name now? I would be most interested in zits new name.

Also Sera El, I vook forward to seeing you again, zits been 11 months since my soothing voice serenaded the ears of nobility in any land.

A simple singer,
- Gregory Binks
 
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