Hey now,
I'm not taunting anything. I just like a good dramatic and theatrical banter. And this evil bad thing- coming from the current perspective I am in mind you, and meaning no offense to any party in this conversation- seems to be quite good with the banter. I do like living, and I alone would not fight it, or anyone really, my face is much too pretty and I'd rather it not be hurt, unless I really had no other choice.
Monologues and banter however? Is this not what life is about?
Hearing the sound of your own voice, smack talking, general verbal jabbing back and forth with quick wit, and hopefully a full belly. Which I currently do by the way. Chicken was a great choice. Which, I think I'm hearing more chickens though the dream, so it might be on the menu for quite awhile it seems. Hah, but I digress... As one should in a good monologue I believe.
I have no real connection to these lands, or any for that matter. Perk of being a sojourner I suppose. However, if you seem so confident in your ability to take it over, destroy it, or whatever you plan on doing, without much effort. Why do it? Where's the sport? If anything you should be thanking those who oppose you for making it a battle worth pursuing, assuming we don't successfully silver tounge you out of doing whatever dastardly- or heroic depending on your perspective- plan you have. Why not search for something, at a risk of sounding cliche "your own size" to go fight, or rule, or dominate, or what have you? Surely there's a much more sporting thing you can be doing, rather than kick the door down, kill a few innocents, and burn a few building.
Do something better with your time.
Like basket weaving.
Yours Truly,
Tal-Herroth
P.S. If you do happen to consume me, just don't waste anything. And make sure my fleas find a good home. I have grown quite fond of them and I know Bartholomew will just have a panic attack if I'm gone.