Firstly: one does not make the culinary faux pas of mixing their charcuterie with their boulangerie - no, no, no.
Thirdly: everyone knows about my dietary proclivities. More importantly, everyone knows I don't force them on anyone. Not recently, anyway. Ask the entire town of Fury Falls. You know, the one I spent months feeding. Or the whole of Synvia, which I also spent months feeding. I may'nt be the most humble, but I am assuredly the most considerate.
Trevor - Traditionally, my people's primary source of protein is the meat of sapient species. There are Very Official and Strictly Regulated Channels via which we may attain said meat without incurring legal consequence. There are a number of elven tribes who maintain this tradition to varying extents.
...You know, This is actually the first time in a century I got to explain this to someone instead of people just shrieking it from the rooftops and/or whispering it behind my back as though I were some sort of deranged serial killer. Thank you for validating my existence as a person with feelings.
Lily -Please, do not let my displeasure at good old prejudicial ribbing stop you from assuming the worst of my character. If you need me, I'll be in Sarr-nath feeding homeless people.
I feed the homeless nearly every day….it's me….I don't live in a home. Ha ha ha. Can we return to pumpkin treats now? I will feed you several pumpkin chocolate chip cookies and all will be well. They are delicious, V. Accept my sweet and delicious fall truce cookies.