A human, a hobling, an elf and a dwarf all climb to the top of a tall mountain.
The human looks over the side and yells "this is for my people" and leaps over the side of the mountain.
The hobling gets to the top and looks over the side and yells "this is for my people" and leaps off the side of the mountain.
The dwarf heads over and looks over the side of the mountain and yells "this is for my people" and pushes the elf off.
How many gypsies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, and you lose a lot of lightbulbs.
"I went to see a Gypsy fortune teller the other day, who put me in touch with me dead grandfather. After we had finished and I had paid her, she smiled at me and in a jolly voice said she had really enjoy the session- So I smacked her in the face!"
My smartarse mate chipped in, "Ha ha- Thats becase you LIKE TO STRIKE A HAPPY MEDIUM isn't it!"
I replied, "No, its because I can't STAND gypsies."
How do you kill a hobling?
Drop a copper off a cliff!
Why are gypsies no fun on Halloween?
They're all trick and no treat.