Traceroo
Prodigy
Hello to all my friends in New Acarthia!
I am Lola. I will be moving on first to the border between the Howling Woods and a town in Warchester to investigate the disappearance of a group of The Vigilant. They are probably undead and working for whoever is in charge of Dargok's **** now. Anybody who wants to go with me is welcome, especially if you will write a letter to Brom of The Vigilant about it because he thinks I am not good enough for them. You hate the undead? Me too. Come with me, we go find them and kill them if they are undead. Then someone writes to Brom of The Vigilant about it.
Then I got to go back to Bayenna to take care of all the stray dogs that the sawhoggin did not eat. I'm going to buy a real fancy house where they can live and get lots of nice food to eat. Then train them to hunt undead.
Then I got to watch the snakes to see what they're up to.
So I won't be back around to New Acarthia for a real long time.
Anyway, I got some nice **** that would be helpful to my adventuring friends here where there's dragonmen and ogres and undead and eventually the naga when they take over. I don't really need it right now, so somebody should use it. I shoulda taken care of this in the past few days, but I forgot -- you know how that goes.
Here is what I got:
I got a pretty charm that my friends in the Zesh gave unto me that casts one Awaken spell every single day.
And I got a little trinket that casts a Shatter spell every day, that the Vel gave me, which was real nice.
Maybe, just maybe, I don't know, I might also possibly have a real fancy ring that casts - can you believe it? - three whole Cure Mortal Wounds spells every day! Whoa! That's a lot of healing!... But, here's the thing. See, I leant that one to one of my brothers and he seems to have shoved it up his *** and the ring has disappeared. Could be gone forever. Could be it's actually only on his bedside table and real easy to find, actually, and he just forgot to give it back to me, which I have to admit was pretty vexxing in its own way, but, well, it's only stuff. No big deal in the end. But if I can find that again, then maybe I have that to give, too. Maybe.
These aren't even for sale - I don't even want any treasure for them! I want to give each of these prizes to someone nice who deserves them. They have to not be a shithead, someone who's nice to everybody, especially little people who need someone looking out for them. And no big rich people, because they can buy their own treasures... unless they're real real nice rich people, like maybe Baron Wally, now that I think about it -- because he stood around just handing out scrolls, and potions, and giving away his own hat even because it is enchanted. Baron Wally's on the good list. But no mean rich people.
So I take nominations to get prizes! If somebody is nice and deserves a fancy treasure gift, you tell me here. Then maybe I choose them, alright?
Peace unto all the friends to Lola,
~Lola
I am Lola. I will be moving on first to the border between the Howling Woods and a town in Warchester to investigate the disappearance of a group of The Vigilant. They are probably undead and working for whoever is in charge of Dargok's **** now. Anybody who wants to go with me is welcome, especially if you will write a letter to Brom of The Vigilant about it because he thinks I am not good enough for them. You hate the undead? Me too. Come with me, we go find them and kill them if they are undead. Then someone writes to Brom of The Vigilant about it.
Then I got to go back to Bayenna to take care of all the stray dogs that the sawhoggin did not eat. I'm going to buy a real fancy house where they can live and get lots of nice food to eat. Then train them to hunt undead.
Then I got to watch the snakes to see what they're up to.
So I won't be back around to New Acarthia for a real long time.
Anyway, I got some nice **** that would be helpful to my adventuring friends here where there's dragonmen and ogres and undead and eventually the naga when they take over. I don't really need it right now, so somebody should use it. I shoulda taken care of this in the past few days, but I forgot -- you know how that goes.
Here is what I got:
I got a pretty charm that my friends in the Zesh gave unto me that casts one Awaken spell every single day.
And I got a little trinket that casts a Shatter spell every day, that the Vel gave me, which was real nice.
Maybe, just maybe, I don't know, I might also possibly have a real fancy ring that casts - can you believe it? - three whole Cure Mortal Wounds spells every day! Whoa! That's a lot of healing!... But, here's the thing. See, I leant that one to one of my brothers and he seems to have shoved it up his *** and the ring has disappeared. Could be gone forever. Could be it's actually only on his bedside table and real easy to find, actually, and he just forgot to give it back to me, which I have to admit was pretty vexxing in its own way, but, well, it's only stuff. No big deal in the end. But if I can find that again, then maybe I have that to give, too. Maybe.
These aren't even for sale - I don't even want any treasure for them! I want to give each of these prizes to someone nice who deserves them. They have to not be a shithead, someone who's nice to everybody, especially little people who need someone looking out for them. And no big rich people, because they can buy their own treasures... unless they're real real nice rich people, like maybe Baron Wally, now that I think about it -- because he stood around just handing out scrolls, and potions, and giving away his own hat even because it is enchanted. Baron Wally's on the good list. But no mean rich people.
So I take nominations to get prizes! If somebody is nice and deserves a fancy treasure gift, you tell me here. Then maybe I choose them, alright?
Peace unto all the friends to Lola,
~Lola
