Tetsu
Expert
Chickens are born, hatched, and saran wrapped. They are made of marshmallow when they emerge from the egg. If they survive Easter they have a life choice to make on the cusp of chicken-maturity. Go the route of the Grand Turnip, or bear the mantle of Lord Mauradacock. What shall it be little chicken? Will you bleed or will you merely ooze an indistinguishable veggie ooze?
It's really up to the chicken what it wants to be. A chicken is a chicken whether it be veggie or meaty. Both are delicious. However, the choice is for the chicken alone to make.
You cannot argue a hen's will!
This has been an installment of Alliance Science, brought to you by John Hencock Inc.
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Justin
*EDIT: This is a scientific breakdown of the life-cycle of a normal chicken. This has nothing to do with the perilous and violent life an Underdark Chicken endures. Those things are effed. Do not even think of persuing an Underdark Chicken hunt if you cannot breath noxious fumes or don't possess low-light vision. The barb fixed to the end of its beak dangley will snuff you out faster than a batarang.
It's really up to the chicken what it wants to be. A chicken is a chicken whether it be veggie or meaty. Both are delicious. However, the choice is for the chicken alone to make.
You cannot argue a hen's will!
This has been an installment of Alliance Science, brought to you by John Hencock Inc.
<3
Justin
*EDIT: This is a scientific breakdown of the life-cycle of a normal chicken. This has nothing to do with the perilous and violent life an Underdark Chicken endures. Those things are effed. Do not even think of persuing an Underdark Chicken hunt if you cannot breath noxious fumes or don't possess low-light vision. The barb fixed to the end of its beak dangley will snuff you out faster than a batarang.