This is were the alchemy people go...."Hey Hey...I got oil of slipperiness!"
My dear Lady Fallingstar, sometimes I wonder if we will ever just get a job that we can dress for a royal court or ball and have fun instead of doom, gloom, and really dirty icky grime. However I guess that is what adventuring is partially about, doing the dirty work no one else wants to do...Strange enough though, the last time someone took me some where pretty, I got attacked by sculpture. Second thought.....Down and Dirty sounds ok with me.