Zen Garfield

[Marcena]

Hehe! It's funny cuz it's true!

Waitaminit....

 

[tieran]

Wait a minute for what?

 

[Marcena]

I think it would explain a lot.

 

[tieran]

Not as of yet...

 

[Marcena]

It would explain my oddly-shaped head.

 

[tieran]

It'd help a little, anyways.

 

[Marcena]

You've never seen it!

 

[tieran]

I don't need to.

You just told me it was freakishly shaped.

 

[Marcena]

But HOW freakishly shaped remains a mystery.

 

[tieran]

Not particularly.

 

[Marcena]

Naw. Is jus' lumpy.

 

[tieran]

You should shave it and tattoo a topographical map onto your scalp.

 

[Marcena]

But that would require head shavin's.

 

[tieran]

Yes... that's why I started the sentence with "You should shave it."

 

[Marcena]

I know. I just stated the obvious.

 

[tieran]

Amazing.

 

[Marcena]

Bow to the Vulcan-like logic! I will destroy thee with obvious statements! *wishaw*

 

[tieran]

Your logic is made of rubber?

 

[Marcena]

What is wrong with Vulcanized rubber?

 

[tieran]

Nothing.

I just wasn't sure what it was that happened to your logic that made it rubberized.

Or perhaps you were suggesting that anyone coming into contact with your logic should be protecting themselves from disease.