Flavor Spells!

<<< it makes a newbie like me happy to know that even the fearless leader can make big funny mistakes!!! YAY...sorry but...I just love that its going to be okay the first few times I mess up!Hopefully it won't ruin everyone around me's weekend. >>>

No worries! We're glad to have you as part of our group!

--- Eric Stehle / Ivan Drake
 
Before an event we were clowning around and making weapons. We came across some brown duct tape and... well one thing led to another and we suddenly had various shapes and sized of Poop Throwing Weapons. They all passed weapon inspection too! So here we are, crammed on a "ship", Vaccarans all around, and Brian Bender (Flatdog at the time) hucks a rock at Captain Fardaniel, to which he calls "no effect". Brian smiled and said, "Yeah, but I just hit you with poo!" I've never seen an undead get such a mix of anger and disgust in my life.
 
"I summon a force to disarm your Ginger Snaps!" --- stupid goblin tried to walk off with our snacks.

"i summon a force to disarm your Wild Elf!" --- stupid Lord Shadowshaper tried to walk off with our healer.
 
I summon a force to shatter your hopes and dreams of a college education!!!!!!
 
I heard of one from the west coast.

Two men didn't get along very well. Man one is being dragged off by NPC one. Man two calls "Prepare to die disarm your a**hole!" NPC one drops man one.
 
"I summon a force to disarm your Gilwing"

While we were at an event we decided to beat each other up, using skills our pcs had but changed the verbals/incants. So evis were called guts and spells were just the word (ex. Web...death) so after smacking each other up, a teamate of mine was jumped by 2 nps. He hit one then turned to the other and called "guts"....they looked at each other and he took off....we still give me crap for it...sucky part, he had to rip up his evis tag.
 
ooohh ouch and the lesson learned there is...

DONT throw your magic around you could pull a tag off!
 
Actually, Kheritana always thought it was amusing. The joke with the shattering of the skirts was more of an experiment that no one ever dared try, because Kheri is notorious for wearing 10+ layers of skirts at the time (for pretty dancing purposes, to give the 'hip' look that I lack and as a character quirk). They wondered if one shatter would do it or if they needed one for each layer. ;)
 
Darkwing said:
A friend of mine once had a classic blown incant:

"I summon a mystic to shatter your--F*%K!"

This was followed up in a subsequent event when a strangely dressed spellcaster arrived in town, found my friend, and cast a spell on her: "I summon a force to shatter your f*%k. Sorry I took so long!"
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Priceless!
 
The reason that I will never actually make a sheep scavenger....I could not deal with the amount of crap that I would get for the inevitable "Sheep gas poison"!
 
Misheard verbal at an event:

Gaseous porn, Gaseous porn...
 
Gaseous form.
 
Out in Ohio during one even, some new NPC were swinging "6 Amnausea". Not sure what effect you take if you get hit will that. You forget how sick you will be? or maybe just that your sick of not knowing anything.
 
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