Greetings, I would like to inform you all that per the decision of a subcommittee of the staff, in the NH Chapter the correct verbal for the skill Eviscerate has been changed from "Prepare to Die: Eviscerate! ... Eviscerate! ... Eviscerate!" etc. to "Lightning River Strikes Twice! ... Four times! ... Eight times!" etc. Please monitor this thread for possible additional awesome fake rules updates.