New incants:
Wizard Lock: "I didn't like this stuff anyway"
Ward: "Nobody peeved off the plot team, right?"
Banish: "Yes I memorized Banish, why are you looking at me like that?"
Cure Light Wounds: "Applying dirt, suck less in the future."
Magic Armor: "Don't forget to call the Magic Armor I'm giving you when you get hit. Say it with me. MAAAAAGIC... ARRRRRMOR."
Elemental Blast: "Burst Pools are for the weak! Eat some (insert element)!"
Cause Disease: "Yep, I'm a Necromancer. Catch me if you can!"
Drain: "Paralysis is objectively better by virtue of effecting almost the same set of targets and being legal, I'm doing this because I didn't really think through my column. Sorry."
Create Undead: "I didn't have a circle in memory and you have the look of someone who needs to resurrect. Go walk off into the woods."
Gypsy Curse: Personal prefixes changed to singing the entire Banana Splits' theme song.
Terror: Monster must immediately cue "Yakkity Sax" to be played over site speakers and start chasing the PC through multiple doorways on opposite sides of a hallway.