The Rules of Adventuring.
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jpariury
Duke
Fixed.Mobius said:
I miss that one. I should add it back!dreapiratebill said:
51: When summoning the great artifact meant to save the world, make sure you remember it's name.
52: Taking your boots off when you go to sleep is just asking for trouble.
53: Your enemy is probably as smart as you are.
Maxondaerth
Squire
add to 51: BEFORE you begin the ritual.
add to 54: and do so cursing your killer and the method used, as in "Damn you goblins and your alchemy *aachh*!"
add to 54: and do so cursing your killer and the method used, as in "Damn you goblins and your alchemy *aachh*!"
Hammerfist
Artisan
57: Pickel Juice in not an acceptable substitute for Root Beer.
58: Never send 14 people to do the job of 6
58: Never send 14 people to do the job of 6
Baelemar Dryerlilth
Artisan
59. If you aren't sure how big the bad guy is the pile of bodies at his feet should be s good measure.
60. If said pile is large don't attack said bad guy if you are a young adventurer.
60. If said pile is large don't attack said bad guy if you are a young adventurer.
61. NPC Nobles are bad news. If they come into town it is far more likely they are bringing news of horrific creatures approaching than coming in to distribute puppies to orphans.
62. Encountering explosive traps usually means that you brought too many people on the Module and plot is not pleased.
63. Greater Liches are almost always telling the truth when they say they are willing to help and never seem to understand why adventurers won't trust them.
64. High Orcs are far more likely to perform an armor refit than apply first aid if they find you bleeding out on the ground.
65. Biata are not chicken wylderkin, chicken wylderkin taste much more gamey.
62. Encountering explosive traps usually means that you brought too many people on the Module and plot is not pleased.
63. Greater Liches are almost always telling the truth when they say they are willing to help and never seem to understand why adventurers won't trust them.
64. High Orcs are far more likely to perform an armor refit than apply first aid if they find you bleeding out on the ground.
65. Biata are not chicken wylderkin, chicken wylderkin taste much more gamey.
dreadpiratebill
Fighter
66: There is nothing more disheartening than a High Orc Pantherghast
dreadpiratebill
Fighter
thx. Those poor poor patherghasts.
tieran said:
deadlandsrules
Scout
67. Always assume the bad guy has a spirit recall
68. If he calls "No Effect" hitting him harder will do the trick.
69. If someone says "Do you know who the f*** I am?" your either in a whole lot of trouble or not any at all.
68. If he calls "No Effect" hitting him harder will do the trick.
69. If someone says "Do you know who the f*** I am?" your either in a whole lot of trouble or not any at all.
70. What happens on the mod path, stays on the mod path.
71. "Don't worry these things tend to take care of themselves."
72. If you have to think about whether or not saying bad things about a monsters mother will get you killed... Don't.
73. There are only two kinds of necromancers. The kind that declares his necromantic powers and is hunted and killed.
72. If you have to think about whether or not saying bad things about a monsters mother will get you killed... Don't.
73. There are only two kinds of necromancers. The kind that declares his necromantic powers and is hunted and killed.
FrankManic
Artisan
Corollary to 72: If you tore the monsters arm off on the first hit he always has a mother, and his mother is always a mother.