The story...

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The way this works is each person posts the next line of the story. You continue where the previous poster left off, and end your post with a way for the next player to continue. (and then... or all of a sudden..., etc)

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Once upon a time, a lonely squirrel made his way down to the river when suddenly...
 
it was pushed into the river by a bear, and then...
 
as the small squirrel gurgled and spewed paddling madly towards the shore it managed to cling to a big of protruding shrubbery that was its savior. A quick shudder and shake and the water began to fly from his fur. narrowing his gaze at his new surroundings he checked himself for injury...suddenly he hears rustling in the fallen leaves on the floor of the forest near him. standing still he narrows his gaze and lifts his squirrely nose to test the air and find out what is near.......
 
when a bear jumps out of the leaves and smacks the squirrel back into the river! Suddenly...
 
a large fish swims up from the bottom of the river and takes the squirrel to a rock protruding up from the depths. The squirrel clings to the rock as the fish lifts it's head out of the water and...
 
is quickly eaten by the bear who had merely been using the squirrel for bait! Then...
 
the fish came alive in the bear's gullet and started a revolution with the other small animals that had been swallowed whole. While the bear writed in confused agony on the shore the squirrel...
 
watched on with a sinister gleeful look in his black eyes. scooting away from the scene quickly so as not to be linked to such a hideous sight, he swiftly made his way to a familiar tree, scratching his way up to the top and looking into a secret cubby hole, he found the hidden make up stores of a local child and began to apply lipstick and then....
 
..The music began. The booty moving tune by ABBA helped the make-up glide like butter. Too bad...
 
he did not realize that the lipstick was imbibed with the hallucinogenic qualities of the toad! He fell to the ground, his eyes wide as he watched...
 
twitching uncontollably as the bear slowly rose to his feet, having vomited out all the small forest creatures he had eaten and stumbled slowly over to the squirrel...
 
Seeing the squirell in "Cherries in the Snow" lip color from Mabelline reminded the bear of his past occupation as a lumberjack. He found himself pining for the good old days when he wore high heels, jumped and shouted, and pressed wild flowers. He...
 
looked around in the cubby for other make up that he could take for himself. Finding a Bonnie Bell Root Beer sparkle gloss he quickly rolled it in his paw and proceeded to bound through the woods. he had not gone very far when suddenly he heard the sound that was something like wood on wood but not quite, almost metal on wood but not quite, spinning in the carpet of fallen leaves at his hind feet he saw...............
 
a paperclip doing a dance around the stump of a sapling, felled by a cold wind on an icy winter's day. Struck with confusion at a paperclip dancing in a clearing, the bear sat back on his haunches, a look of entrancement crossing his featuers as he...
 
the paperclip continued to dance. Soon a manila envelope and a ream of paper joined him. And then...
 
the bear realized he wasn't really a bear but a man stuck in an office somewhere in the New England area. The scent of overcooked coffee in a coffee maker in the "break room" shook him from his dream and he realized that he'd been dozing at work AGAIN because he had been up playing online RP games too late the evening before. Looking down the floor of his cubicle he signed and wiped the crusties from the corners of his eyes and used a cheap one ply facial tissue to wipe the drool off of his desk and forearm. Yawning and stretching he looked over at the entry to his cubicle to see a little squirrel curling his paw in a "come with me" sorta of way. The man stood up and.....
 
followed the squirrel only to be ambushed by a rabid barrage of jedi squirrels and cows with guns! He knew that the end was near but he had an idea which was.....
 
the MWE agents of the Alternate Universe picked up his use of a spell on their radar. They immediately donned their rose-colored sunglasses and their dusters and jumped into the MWE-mobile (a green station wagon with floral detailing across the hood). They drove off in pursuit of the mysterious spell caster, making sure to stay well within the speed limit. When they arrived that the office building where he worked, they...
 
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