This is the post that never ends (Again)

[tieran]

DAMNIT.

I want a muffin.

 

[Marcena]

Well too bad!

Aw shucks, I can't be that mean. CORRIE! GIVE JUSTIN HALF YOUR MUFFIN!

 

[tieran]

He doesn't even have a muffin.

And by the time I got it, it would be moldy and gross.

 

[Marcena]

That would be his fault, then.

 

[tieran]

No.

You did not properly prepare the muffin for its inevitable journey.

 

[Marcena]

I shrink-wrapped it!

 

[tieran]

Then its going to get soggy.

 

[Marcena]

No it isn't! It will be awesome! Blueberry-chocolate-chimp!

 

[tieran]

You put monkeys in it?

 

[Marcena]

Chimps are not monkeys. I put great apes in it.

 

[tieran]

Even weirder.

You should have used people.

mmmmmm... soylent muffins!

 

[Marcena]

But people are dirty. No one should have to swallow them twice.

 

[Tzydl Zhitelava]

a chunky munky muffin would be yummy


banana bread with chocolate chimps and nuts...yum

 

[Marcena]

Yep! They're my specialty! Come one come all to enjoy Jesse's Munky Muffinz!

 

[tieran]

People taste like chicken.

 

[Marcena]

No, I've read we taste like pork.

 

[tieran]

You are incorrect.

 

[Tzydl Zhitelava]

i heard that baby humans taste like chicken but i'm not sure what an adult tastes like....

 

[tieran]

Pretty much the same.

 

[Marcena]

Then why have the natives called human flesh "long pork"?