This is the post that never ends (Again)

I would be very sad as well. I would not rest until I sought justice. The head of He/She/It That Made The Pie Go Away! Or if it were just outlawed then it wouldn't be so big a deal, I guess.....
 
If pie was outlawed I'd be a criminal ^_^
 
I know, right! I'd start my own underground pie eating contests and bake offs! Oooh! I'd get to eat pie AND stick it to the man! It's like a dream!
 
Religious Proof

God was a chef who made pies. He enjoyed the pies so much he created Adam and eve to tell God how much his pie kicked ***. One day Adam wanted pie but god was out bowling. So Eve knowing her place, went to make an apple pie for Adam. Eve fought the snake guarding the apple tree and slew the mighty python and began making the apple pie. Eve decided to improve on Gods apple pie by using a lattice top on the apple pie. God saw this and was enraged and banished Adam and Eve from the Garden of Pie.

Atheist Method
2 fish were trying to make a pie but could not because they could not bake in the ocean. So the fish left the ocean and made a pie. It was of poor quality and did not taste very good. So the fish determined that a pie made with fruit would be better. So they grew arms and legs and learned to climb trees to pick the fruit. However after the fish evolved into monkeys a problem arose where most monkeys were content throwing poo instead of making Pie. A small subset of these monkeys evolved into humans and the quest for pie was born.

Pie has been the driving factor for all of mankind and we will continue to strive to find more pies to make. This means we have to explore the universe for new and exciting fruit to make pies out of.
 
Anyone who has seen, read, or heard Sweeney Todd understands that pies are delectable, also undectable (how choice, how rare...)
 
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