You know you've been playing too much NERO when...

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You know you've been playing NERO too much when...

-You have a pair of elf ears in the cup holders in your car because there might be a game day soon. (guilty)

-You drive around with your garb in your trunk. (guilty)

-You start calling "2 Real" when you get in a fist fight. (only happened once)

-You're hunting and you say under your breath "Prepare to die... 70 slay!" before you shoot the rifle. (Thank god not me.)
 
You get kicked out of a funeral for telling happy, albeit irrelevant stories to the deceased.
 
-You dramatically re-enact scenes from events in the middle of the School day
- You don't bother to take the Elf Ears off, that would be removing your anatomy!
 
-You do your final spanish project on how difficult it would be to play NERO in
spanish. (PAUL)

-You have a W on your locker at school.

-You think of the things you need IG and neglect the things you need OOG. (ME)

Rossic
 
...You speak in your characters accent at school/work

...You try to find the metallic guage of a coke can, for armor use

...You comment on how the man mugging you doesn't pull his swings, with a Baseball Bat

...You comment on how 'unrealistic' the spellcasting in the 'LOTR' movies was

...You comment on how 'unrealistic' the spellcasting in Harry Potter was

...You attempt to cut Firewood by tapping it and yelling 'Prepare to die, Eviscerate!'
 
Rossic said:
-You have a W on your locker at school.
I SO did not do that >.>

-at a funeral, you ask the parents and friends of the deceased how many times they died before the weave lost their spirit.
-you attempt to cast a life spell at a funeral
-you attempt a spirit farewell ritual after that life spell failed to work
-Your name is Paul Vorvick
 
You have two swords in your dorm room, just for those bitter roomate disputes. (Me)

You add to one of these dumb lists. . . (Me)

You use "Take a plot death" as backup if you're losing an argument. (Me)

You spend all of your computer class time catching up on the messageboard (Me Now)

You work real hard all weekend to make NERO as good as it could be for people. . . And you come home and think "I could have done so much more!" (Me)

When you finish a project for school, you instantly try to figure out how you can use it for NERO (Me and the snazzy zebra print trenchcoat I had to do for finals)

Freaking out for finals, but going to NERO anyway.

Sigh. . .
 
when a teacher theatens you with detention you repond "i'll just use my spell sheild"

did that today acctually...
 
Taran said:
when a teacher theatens you with detention you repond "i'll just use my spell sheild"

did that today acctually...

What did your teacher say when you said that?
 
Poison

Someone sits next to you and farts, you say "Poison Shield"

Rossic
 
-when all your siblings of combat age also play NERO.
-When family get togeathers turn into a way to converse with such siblings about NERO between games.
-When you walk into a group of friends who dont play NERO, and they look down at your shoes noticing your moccasins and say "NERO boots?".
 
Gold

When you are in a store buying rubber bands for packets and you see a "G" on the package and think "Gold", Instead of grams. (Not me)

Rossic :cool:
 
Heh heh...

When "I rift in one," will wake up half the people you know from a dead sleep.

~Matt
 
noted... :)
 
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