Zen Garfield

[tieran]

The smiley?

 

[Marcena]

His name is Skippy!

 

[tieran]

I know.

I was more questioning you calling him useful.

 

[Marcena]

Yes, yes he is.

 

[tieran]

I'm still waiting for some evidence of that.

 

[Marcena]

If we ever meet, then you shall.

 

[tieran]

Well, then drag your happy *** out to Ohio.

 

[Marcena]

Tell you what...I shall as soon as I get my license. But then a problem shall arise...

 

[tieran]

Are you not allowed to leave the state?

 

[Marcena]

No it's not that. That ban was lifted sometime last month. But the problem lies herein: If I drag my happy *** down to Ohio...I might have to deal with YOUR happy ***!

 

[tieran]

Most likely.

And some other people as well.

I can promise at least one person will be nice to you though.

 

[Marcena]

Awwww!

Wait...who?

 

[tieran]

The Woman of DOOM!

 

[Marcena]

Ah, yes! Mairead! She's adorable.

Whew! For a second I thought it was you.

 

[tieran]

No worries on that end.

 

[Marcena]

So glad to have a celestial spell column. Gonna have some deep-fried fowl for dinner that night I think.

 

[tieran]

Give it a shot.

 

[Marcena]

I'd love to. But I'm afraid even after all that happened last event, she's STILL a sweetie pie. I play to make her life miserable and she ruins my fun by being cute!

 

[tieran]

Terrible.

 

[Marcena]

I know, right. Poor dear, poor thing.