Zen Garfield

[Marcena]

Just flouting my Vulcan-like logic.

 

[tieran]

If by Vulcan-like you mean terrible, I'm going to send Leonard Nimoy to your house to beat you up and then do a crazy dance.

If you meant anything else, you are wrong.

 

[Marcena]

But I would take a beating to see Leonard Nimoy dance....

 

[tieran]

Then here you go.

I am expecting to be able to deliver one beating.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFR-8NVjw-k[/youtube]

 

[Gwendara]

Wow...I uh...don't even know how to respond to that. One word comes to mind. Disturbing

 

[Marcena]

You know, HE never actually dances.

 

[tieran]

That's as close as you'll get.

 

[Gwendara]

Please...no closer.

 

[Marcena]

I could stand to see a little more.

 

[tieran]

He does a good bit of head bopping...

I think that counts...

 

[Marcena]

Head bopping does not equal dancing. Outside of middle school anyway.

 

[tieran]

Leonard Nimoy gets some leeway.

 

[Marcena]

No, until you can get me Leonard Nimoy doing the funky chicken with Hanna Montana, you don't get your beatin's.

 

[tieran]

As that runs exactly counter to the original arrangement, I'm going to make no further attempt to earn it, I'm just going to act as if I have the right.

 

[Marcena]

But did we establish what kind of beatins? Please, not in the face.

 

[tieran]

That was your fault for not limiting it at the get go.

Only a Pet Rock will appease me.

 

[Marcena]

With squiggly spring arms?

 

[tieran]

sure...

Kiersten would get a kick out of that.

 

[Marcena]

Who's Kiersten?

 

[tieran]

Mairead on here.

She's the woman.