The SCREWEDNESS of Taran
I'll only say the stuff that happened to me:
-being a fluffy pink bunny
-almost being bunny stew
-totaly expecting this dark, wandering figure to try to kill me, so i was prepared. not enough i guess, he killed me raised me as undead and 10 minuets later i dusted wile talking to krujal.
-after dusting, sitting in the earth circle i say to sara "so how many of these do i get?" (holding reserection tickets)
-10 minuets after i res i walk to my cabin only to find about 15 haggs whom i had moraly offended earlyer. they killed me, and tryed to carrie me off.
-krujal comes to my rescue! fights them all by his lonesome, HARDCORE
-after they ran polare arrives at the aftermath (healing arts are you dead? yes.) , standing over my dead body they discover that they only have one life spell. 5"should i use4 it?" (heali3ng arts 2how lon1g...(body dissapates) CRAP!
-yes, within inches of matt bolth times...
-walking to monster camp thinking i'd better not perm...
-draing the only black bead
-joining the 10% club
-getting an explaination of what PD feels like
-getting many huggs
-laying in the dirt waiting for them to find my body and hearing shane with hope
-learning that the npcs were not res-insurable
-the fae of summer giving me life
-going to the sun
-sitting in the earth circle with the same audience and seatting arrangment for the 2nd time in a half hour.
-saying "no really, how many do i get?"
-Aeris trying to see me naked
-going back to my cabin with summer only to find several death elementals that sprang from my roommate's chest
-summer desposing of them...
-taking a short (10min) nap, walking to the tavern and back. sitting dazed at the table watching hords of finfolk kill everyone in my cabin and then drag pearl off kicking and screeming.
-sitting at the table for a wile longer...
-mykel's trile and the gypsey aftermath.
-realizing that the gypsies, rosolian assasins, and fate himself want to kill me.
oh yeah! you'd better beleive i'll remember this one!