MOVIE CHAT

[Mobius]

¿mer? Dunna git it. [grrrr] FITER SHMASH!!1!11

 

[Marcena]

Oh lay off it, John! You aint not foolin' nobody.

 

[Mobius]

just myself, darlin'; sometimes that's the only important person. BUT, back on topic, the original Indy 4 was supposed to be "Indiana Jones and the attack of the Moon Men". ¡gawd, would THAT have sucked!

 

[Marcena]

That doesn't even SOUND like a good movie!

 

[tieran]

I was talking about the players.

Not the characters.

Though I suppose its "won't" more than "can't"

Hopefully...

 

[Tzydl Zhitelava]

moon men??? dear Lord help us now!

 

[Marcena]

What was it going to be about? Indy v. Martians?

 

[tieran]

I think he went to the Moon and tried to find them.

The entire movie is Harrison Ford in a 50's Space Suit / Diving Bell with a really long hose connecting him back to earth wandering around going, "Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon Men? Moooooooooooooooooooooooooon Men? Where are you?"

 

[Marcena]

And don't forget the attractive costar half his age.

 

[tieran]

Whatever, that's fine.

 

[Marcena]

And here I always thought it was going to be; "Indiana Jones and the Search for a Firm Mattress"!

 

[tieran]

I can only see him being chased by a boulder through a Sealy store.

 

[Marcena]

ROTFLMAO!

Or "Indiana Jones and those Damn Kids Playing in the Yard Again!"

 

[tieran]

He'd be bullwhipping children from his rocker.

 

[Marcena]

I just saw it tonight...didn't see the aliens coming, though.

 

[tieran]

Crap.

 

[Marcena]

Did I make a Spoiler?

 

[tieran]

Not really...

Everyone knows that Crystal Skulls were clearly placed here by aliens.

 

[Marcena]

Not technically aliens, though.

 

[tieran]

Maybe Future Aliens.

Or Mexicans.

Or Future Mexicans from another planet.