Ah hah! The jig is up! I caught you! Now you got to tell us your ploy! What was it this time?! World domination?! A holocaust of some sort?! A supervirus?! USING THE GUEST TOWELS?!
Awww! I wanna be a mastermind! Or an Igor. I'll get to walk all funny and talk like I got a mouthful of spit and pull the lever! Yeah! That's what I wanna do!