The story...

gypsies who unknown to everyone else would not steal nor purchase gadje children because as a well known scholar of the Romani knows....Romani make better children than the gadje do...and so the children may be safe for the moment however the child-eating troll around the bridge abuttment had a few coin and was havin' a hankerin' for some kid vittles...
 
....but was also on a diet so conflicted between delicious kiddies and looking great for the summer season the troll.....
 
...opted to eat the obvious villainess, who was busy smirking evil-ly at the sucess of her plan to make a few bucks selling children to confused Gypsies. Unfortunately for the troll...
 
Ren Suzume said:
...opted to eat the obvious villainess, who was busy smirking evil-ly at the sucess of her plan to make a few bucks selling children to confused Gypsies. Unfortunately for the troll...
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a high orc had snuck up behind it, and ran it through on its sword! What that orc didn't realize, though...
 
Stoneskull_Rockfist said:
a high orc had snuck up behind it, and ran it through on its sword! What that orc didn't realize, though...
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...was that the troll had a unique magic item that caused any weapon blow struck upon him to instantly transfer the blow into a killing blow to the wielder. While the troll searched the dead orc for items of interest...
 
...he found belly button lint! The troll sold the belly button lint to some peasants who proceeded to use it to construct....
 
a belly button lint golem. Unfortunately it soon...
 
...realized the error of it's trollish ways. It would let the lint golem go on in it's place because...
 
the troll could not enter a domain of the defiled. Soon...
 
...the entire Adventuring populations of Fortannis showed up to stop the lint golem because, well, that's what they do. The lint golem would prove to be more dangerous than its substance would appear to be because...
 
someone had misstated it as a Mercury Golem with a 175th level Celestial templar spirit stored in it. Tom refused to own up to his mistake, however, and instead...
 
...ripped off his face to reveal that he was really Dimsdale, former jester to Duke Aramis Llyr, and now a distinct and separate being from the dragon Terseraz. He said he had come into this state of being by...
 
discovering that when he ripped off his own face it would grow a new body of a random race. There were now hundreds of Dimsdales, who all...
 
...travelled across all the lands, populating them with insane puns of all types, like...
 
"Ides buy that for a dollar!" Which really makes no sense as it's no where near the Ides! But it was when they struck out! There had been a terrible time warp which was achieved through the process of...
 
...a complex quantum equation involving muffins, the square root of cake, several confused biata, and the number 74. The only man who understood any facet of this needlessly complicated temporal equation was the man who created it, who was in fact...
 
not a man at all! Instead this being took the form of...
 
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