The story...

moogoogaipan and poopooplatter for 4...if they were going to die...they would have a yummy last meal! What they couldn't see what just around the nearest tree a small.....
 
furry...well, thing. That's the best way to describe the strange creature that entered their lives that day. It was..
 
curiously shaped and waddle-walked towards them with intrepidation. hand-clawed-paws flexed and strethed then recoiled to small pudgy fists with every step. as its head lifted and cocked to one side to inspect the small group it halted as the small asian man pulled up in a beat up Mazda 323 with a paper bag in hand, top of bag folded over and stapled with the tell-tale receipt attached and snapping furiously as the wind caught it...the creature waited...wondering....
 
If the human's soft, tender flesh would taste good with brown sauce. "Yes." It thought to itself. "Cute and cuddly, just like Master said." It began reviewing it's devious plan in its cute, fuzzy little head which was to..............
 
get a migrain. It wasn't sure why it needed to get a migraine, but it immediately lept on the delivery driver, consumed all of the food and ran to the nearest tree and began slamming his head into it over and over. The bewildered assemblage could only gawk in amazement as...
 
Trees were toppled in the wake of his furious attempt at utter misery! Someone in the group protested wildly stating that if the trees are knocked down...................
 
then the Lorax will indeed be upset! Not wanting to deal with a two foot tall ball of misery and epic moustache, our Heroes move on instead to...
 
...pissing off the Grinch and a whole village of Sneed-wearing tweedle beetles! Frightened in the wake of a total Dr. Seuss Smackdown, the group decides to.....
 
...use some Floo Powder at the nearest fireplace to get themselves as far away from here as possible. Apparation wasn't viable because...
 
The entire area had been cursed by the evil wizard and Floo powder salesman, Incendian Corperatus. An unfortunate side effect of this ancient curse was that when the floo travelers arrived at their destination, they would...
 
....turn into capybaras, the world's largest rodents! They scurried off in opposite directions. Faced with a dreadful decision, the camera man, realizing he can only undergo mitosis so many times, decides to follow.......
 
... Zombie Steve Irwin as he dictates a documentary about these newly appeared rodents! This cannot last, though, as...
 
The capybara's develop an affinity for rotting Aussie flesh! A group of rabid capybaras continue to feast on Zombie Steve Irwin (who doesn't mind all that much) as the clone of the cameraman becomes puzzled and decides to.....
 
Finally show himself for what he is! Ripping away his mundane clothing, he stands proudly as...!
 
...a half-naked necromancer! (with an N written across his chest) He proceeded to raise Jaques Cousteau as a Naturalist Liche to help save zombie Steve Irwin. But when the two undead television personalities saw each other...
 
"Daaad! You are the worst story-teller ever!" interrupted the boy whiningly "Stop drinking coffee after 4 o'clock. Maybe that'll help. Or better, get some depressants."

"Oh, you're just a spoilsport!" whined back the dad. "Now where was I? Ah, yes. As I was saying..."

But when the two undead television personalities saw each other they remembered the interview they had in the afterlife with some unknown weatherman for "Deadly news at 5: The famous die too!" and started...
 
...Dancing with vaccuum cleaners just like every dead celebrity seems to be doing! Meanwhile, the crew that had suddenly morphed from their capybara form while noshing on Zombie Steve Irwin, generally disgusted with the taste of rotting flesh, washed their mouths out with........
 
the nearby bubbling pool of Listerine. No one knew exactly what to expect as they saw the two children rushing at them. The tall lanky woman with the palest skin and darkest hair was definitely not a good sign. The half eaten aussie continue blathering about the strange animals that reside in Listerine pools while the two kids jumped into the "water" the obvious villainess hot on their coattails...
 
...as a less obvious villainess perused the scene, plotting the obvious villainesses next move which was to sell the children to......
 
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