This is the post that never ends (Again)

Well, if it did I would have told you to just go read back a page or two...

But given that you are an unlettered savage, telling you to read would be fruitless.
 
When had reading ever produced fruit? If it could we'd just need to send books to starving countries and teach them to read. The fruit output would be amazing. We'd have to paraphrase the old saying: "Give a man fruit and you feed him today. Teach a man to read and he'll have fruit for a lifetime."
 
I'm glad that I at least can tell you are being facetious... I just worry for certain others...
 
...Too much fruit makes you poop.
 
lol... terrible.
 
depends on the fruit really...I gotta say that some fruits will not exactly rush the digestive system along...but some (usually the most tasty) will send ya runnin' for the privvy
 
And that's just a shame.

I mean really-how do you expect to get ppl to eat more of it that way?

Unless of course your one of those that Likes to poop.
 
I'm amazed by what all everyone talks about-there is nothing funny anyone can come up with on this one.

Im sad now.

LOL
 
Mairead said:
...Too much fruit makes you poop.
Click to expand...

1) Teach them to read
2) Reading produces fruit
3) Fruit produces poop
4) Use poop to make fertilizer
5) Use fertilizer to grow vegetables

There ya go! The all-in-one "Reading for Fruits and Vegetables" plan to end world hunger. ;)
 
Sounds like a plan. Would I get to hang out with the Dalai Lama and other past winners?
 
Hmm...if fruit makes poop I wonder how much methane would be produced. Al Gore might not like my plan if it increases global warming.
 
I did NOT mention Man-Bear-Pig!
 
No he came from our imagination. They showed it on South Park when the military decided to attack our imagination!
 
if we contain the methane it can be used for good instead of evil.
 
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