Recent content by Alopex

HAPPY ONE DAY BELATED BIRTHDAY STACY! HAPPY ONE DAY REMOVED BIRTHDAY BEN! AND ME I GUESS! Okay, done yelling. I'm apparently working the day of- got kinda wrangled into doing a demo for work. But I think I'll be getting the gift that keeps on giving afterward- sleep.

Holy Cats. I think this may need to be performed with a full (period) band.

I'd request 'smooth criminal' but I expect it's been done. I'd rather like to hear you adjust The Hockey Song (Hit Somebody) by Warren Zevon. I can send you a copy of the song if you lack it, through perfectly legitimate channels (I won't mention the smuggling! I promise!).

Is striking resemblance, no?

Former nothing; Ben/Wynn's never hung up that hat, and I hope he won't any time soon. You should hear he and his wife together! Incidentally, The 'Pex will happily join the bardic college once you get it going.

To Grog, my good friend: You could always try old Krunk's technique. It involved eating apples until (I expect) everything was yellow enough. I never did learn the name of the Romni he apparently favored, but I'm positive that at least a few of their offspring were of ogrish stock. Besides...

Yeah, Skeevy Grey is the one who Owns (with eldrich force I build a) Wal-mart, and is currently engaged to Rachael Ray. What, you think she isn't a faerie of some kind with her ability to show up on any damn box or sign she pleases and that perpetual gleefully malicious grin?

"And hast thou slain the jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish... wait, what the hell is that smell?" :x "A potato. From its groin." "... and you picked this up? On purpose?" "Yes." "Why?" "So I could shove it down your portmanteau-rhyming nonsense wise-*** old throat, that's why."

These are coming as I recall them, and in no other particular order; also, my body and mind are both still recovering, so please do bear with me: 1) Being pleasantly surprised by the ingenuity and adaptability of some of my NPC's. 2) I don't know if it was technically a favorite, but getting...

Poncho! Man, all these people I haven't seen in way too long popping up! It's better than birthdays! I'll check your email and get right back to you.

Holy crap! Last memory I have of you, apart from the Skylar triple threat mod, was you wandering around post-ressurection wearing naught but that big damn sword. Weren't there goblins or something shying away from you? ("ermmm... we am not sure how to look at you widdout erm... lookin' at...

::nudge:: Last call, folks: I've got a few takers, but I'm looking for more! MORE, I SAY!

Better than seeing the chamber-pot attendant. "Hey Crap Boy!" "Dude! You just TOTALLY dissed that girl!" "No, that's her name, Crap-Boy." "That's the worst name ever."

You also don't have the mage-sight. Don't make me summon the vampire dragon werewolves from the woods so I can defeat them and take their gold. Because I'm pretty sure I'll get stabbed to death and robbed by a turtle scavvy again.

Were I appearing in PC form I would most likely greet you warmly; As it happens, I'm NPCing, and thus probably going to be trying to murder you and your friends, though I hope it won't be taken personally. Really, we're pretty nice folks. Except for Keely. She's a ninja.